Miss Dita von Teese made a return to the Crazy Horse, Paris.
The show was an array of porcelain decolletage and peachy derrieres. Dita not only paid tribute to the beautiful days of 1950s dating with "too lazy" a musical number sung by the teeser herself, Dita also channeled the sumptuous femme fatale, embodying a film Noir vixen in a smokey spotlit number.
Champagne was drunk, and old Etonians on the front row were kept mesmorised and comotosed with pleasure.
The legendary 16 inch waist was more than alluring, and a bath scene left the audience in a frenzy...
Je T'aime Paris